So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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