More tranny stories later!
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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