Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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