Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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