i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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