Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
How external is "for external use only"?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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