i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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