That's intense
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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