my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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