He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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