But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Randomize
