talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Well I just put wine in my tea
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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