"it" just moved
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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