Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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