ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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