You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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