are you so shy because you have an std?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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