We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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