Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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