You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
