But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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