he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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