it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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