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I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?

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No. I am devastated

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he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order

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he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?

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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.

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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?

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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.

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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?

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(541): View more from Oregon

Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate

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