Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
