What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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