Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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