I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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