What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
one might say we're banned from that church
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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