she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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