The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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