erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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