Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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