Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
its liver damage thursday
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