I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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