I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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