i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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