I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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