Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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