Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
