Me too!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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