do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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