you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
