I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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