yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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