when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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