I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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