doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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