So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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