what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
be right there i have to get my cape
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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