she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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