he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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