He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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