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  OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"

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• we can never claim ownership in the event of the dildo, its always a dildo, or the dildo, never your dildo

  Submitted by steeldude on Jan 29, 11 at 3:18pm

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• <insert joke about use of the word "package" here>

  Submitted by venomlash on Jan 29, 11 at 5:28pm

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• So to speak.

  Submitted by arthurlux on Jan 29, 11 at 6:17pm

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• Sure they didn't try it out?

  Submitted by garg411 on Jan 29, 11 at 3:56pm

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• Security screened: weapon of mass destruction.

  Submitted by jockey on Jan 29, 11 at 5:05pm

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• I didn't even know they could look at it. Unless it was a bomb threat or something like that

  Submitted by gaterhog on Jan 30, 11 at 11:13pm

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• Lol. I <3 double meanings..

  Submitted by nikoliss on Jan 30, 11 at 10:45am

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• They thought it was a gun, I'm sure. Security reasons and all, you know. I'd love to have seen the look on the post office worker's face when he opened it!

  Submitted by starfishy on Jan 29, 11 at 5:32pm

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• The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club

  Submitted by tatteredtorn on Jan 29, 11 at 10:57pm

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• AHAHAHHAAAHAH!!! ....i mean...that must be embarrassing...

  Submitted by jasboo on Jan 29, 11 at 3:15pm

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• Heheh...your package.

  Submitted by Andr913 on Jan 30, 11 at 11:18pm

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• Only in Philadelphia...

  Submitted by gcanon15 on Jan 30, 11 at 7:46pm

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• Next time use ups.

  Submitted by gtowngamer17 on Jan 31, 11 at 7:49am

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