Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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