he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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