No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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